Hello I am tumblr user chocoboco and I am here to educate you about hagelslag
I doubt anyone here can actually pronounce hagelslag correctly but I’m not going to bother with that because Dutch is a stupid language and I hate it
#is this dutch nutella
those are chocolate sprinkles
no literally they’re just sprinkles on bread
i’m laughing rly hard bc it’s like being told ”hahAHAHA YOU SHITTY AMERICANS DON’T HAVE DINGELSQUASH” and we’re all sittin here listening to your speech about the superior foreign delicacy of dingelsquash enraptured by your knowledge and appreciative of your sharing nature but then you show us a picture and it turns out it’s fucking gummy bears
i literally cannot breath e
"Actually, Dingelsquash is a icelandic delicacy dating back thousands of years.
Carried ovr by the vikings from valhalla, odin, the current king of the netherlands. Decreed all people must eat and consume Dingelsquash. after what we call “the yum yum time” (pronounced “hinga dinga hurnga” for you american types). Yum yum time is actually a third meal eated in the day somewhere between 5-8 pm in the laghtnichten, or “dark time” when odin’s ravens, hugin and david bowie return to odin to tell him of the world.
here, a picture of dingelsquash eaten after yum yum time at lachtnichen”